The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance: A Memoir
"A wickedly funny debut. Baker is both self-absorbed and generous, whip-smart and naïve; she apologizes for none of it."—People It's lonely being a Mormon in New York City. Every year, Elna Baker attends the New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance. This year, her Queen Bee costume (which involves a funnel stinger stuck to her butt) isn't attracting the attention she'd anticipated. So once again, Elna finds herself alone, standing at the punch bowl, stocking up on Oreos, a virgin in a room full of thirty-year-old virgins doing the Funky Chicken. But loneliness is nothing compared to what Elna feels when she loses eighty pounds, finds herself suddenly beautiful... and in love with an atheist. Brazenly honest, The New York Regional Mormon Singles Halloween Dance is Elna Baker's hilarious and heartfelt chronicle of her attempt to find love in a city full of strangers and see if she can steer clear of temptation and just get by on God.
DAWAY A08 Bike Tire Valve Stem Light - LED Waterproof Bicycle Wheel Lights Neon Flashing Lamp Glow in The Dark Cool Safe Accessories (1 Pack, Blue+Graphics)
Our Brand Story DAWAY is a brand which focus on kinds of outdoors sports products,including outdoors riding,camping,etc."Free Fashion Cool" is our brand idea.We pay attention to product quality assurance,focus on every product detail.Develop more outdoors sports products for young people.Make every young man can enjoy the freedom and pursue the dream.DAWAY outdoors,Always accompany you.Product description:DAWAY A08 Led waterproof bike tire valve steam lights is the safe and cool bike accessories, This bike spoke light is very bright and lightweight.And it's very small, even it can be put into your pocket. When riding at night with them, you will be the focus. And you must be the most unique.Product name: bike tire lightsLength: 7.5cmMaterial: PC/Alloy/LEDColor: Pink, Blue, WhiteSwitch: Automatic sensor switch(dual control of vibration and light sense)Battery: 3 X AG13 Cell Batteries (Included)Waterproof:YesSupport:Presta valve or Schrader valvePackage include: 1 x Bike Tire Valve Steam LightNotice:1. Different speed, different pattern effects.The pattern on the wheel is related to your riding speed, the faster the speed is ,the more complete the pattern appears.2. Waterproof level IP55, this bike tire valve steam lights is living waterproof. Pls don't immersed it in water or p...
Sharpie 38250PP Permanent Markers, Chisel Tip, Assorted Colors, 8-Count
The permanent marker with a split personality, Sharpie Chisel Tip Permanent Markers have a versatile tip that makes both broad and fine strokes--so you can express yourself any way you want. Bold to the max and permanent to the core, Sharpie Permanent Markers inspire you to transform ordinary surfaces into passionately creative statements. Made to write practically everywhere, vivid Sharpie markers eliminate dull and boring. Sharpie has iconic ink that dries quickly and resists both water and fading. While pale imitations wither away, Sharpie markers make creations that endure.
Aquarium Background Colorful Letter Happy Easter and Fat Rabbit Fish Tank Wallpaper Easy to Apply and Remove PVC Sticker Pictures Poster Background Decoration 24.4" x 48.8"
APPLICATION INSTRUCTIONS: Please refer to the last two pictures.Features:1. Enhances the aquarium's natural beauty, Looks stylish and beautiful.2. Decorate your fish tank.3. Creat an comfortable and natural space.4. Durable and long lasting.Specification: Material: PVCColor: As the picture showsPackage Included:1x Aquarium Background Sticker(Others Not Include)Note:1.Please allow a little size error due to manual measurement.2.Please be reminded that due to lighting effects and monitor's brightness/contrast settings etc, the color tone of the website's photo and the actual item could be slightly different.
Compatible with iPhone X Case, Hard PC Back Phone Case with Tempered Glass Screen Protector Colorful Letter Happy Easter and Fat Rabbit Shockproof Protective Cover
Welcome To Our Store Rocking GiraffeMaterial: Hard Plastic PCSpecification: Compatible for Apple iPhone 6 / iPhone 6s, for Apple iPhone 6 Plus / iPhone 6s Plus, for Apple iPhone 7/iPhone 8, for Apple iPhone 7 Plus/iPhone 8 Plus, for Apple iPhone XFeatures:1. Personalized design Hard PC back skin case provide good protection2. Hard case cover gives you mobile phone a safe protection3. Made by high quality Rigid Plastic 4. Slim and light weight design protective case, great protective case for your iPhone5. Precisely cut openings to allow full access to all the functions of your phone6. Easy snap on/off installationPackage Include:1 x Phone Case, 1 x Tempered Glass Screen Protector.If you have any quality issues or any questions, please feel free to contact us at the first time. We promise to reply you within 24 hours.
Letter V Decorative Door Sticker Gothic Halloween Style Uppercase V with Curved Lines Ivy Stripes Calligraphy Environmental Waterproof Black Grey White,W31xH79
Our decor 3D Door Sticker Wall Mural Wallpaper design gives a fabulous feeling to your home decor. This 3D Door decals will make your home full of artistic atmosphere in 1-2 hours.They are great gift for decorating your home at any time.Practical designed for quick and easy application.They are self-adhesive and Removable,if you stick wrong place,you can remove them and reposition where you like.They won't damage door or leave a sticky residue. It is durable and will last for many years to come. Features: Made of highest quality vinyl Material.Removable and waterproof,reusable with no damage Easy to apply,Just peel and stick this door decal, Our Door Mural Wallpaper can lasts up to many years, which also will not damage walls or surfaces. Ideal to decorate your door,making ur house more space impression when finished This Door Wall Murals Decals can be stuck to any smooth surfaces: walls, furniture, accessories, tiles, mirrors and windows;NOT suitable for dirty or rough surface. Pls clean the surface before you paste it. Note: Before buying, please measure the size of your door to avoid it not suitable. All items are 100% brand new. For quality control purposes, we checked all the items one by one. Please allow slight deviation for the measurement data. Due to differences in ...
Mens Fashion Letter Printing Shirt Long Sleeve Casual T-Shirt Blouse Tops
❀Welcome to KINGOL store .KINGOL store focus on selling clothes Search "KINGOL"on amazon for more of our products. ❀Delivery Date for Reference: The item will be shipped from China and will be delivered in 10 - 20 days ❀If you have no idea about the size chart please purchase it in one size larger than usual. Because the chinese size is smaller than US and EU ❀Please check the Size Chart before order. If you are not sure the size, please send message to us. ❀Any problem please contact us, We will try our best to serve you, We have complete replacement and return policy ❀ Features: ❀ 1.It is made of high quality materials, durable enough for your daily wearing ❀ 2.Stylish and fashion design make you more attractive ❀ 3.Comfortable material, suitable for a variety of occasions. ❀ 4.Choose it ,show your energy. ❀ 5.Fashionable. ❀ Product information: ❀ Season:Summer ❀ Gender: Man ❀ Occasion: Casual, Daily,Sport ❀ Material: Cotton ❀ Pattern Type: Printde ❀ Style: Casual, Sport ❀ Pant length: Short ❀ Fit: Fits true to size ❀ Thickness: Standard ❀ What you get:1 x men shirts
KOMOREBI Letter Number Shape Pattern Construction Toys with Color Recognition for Kids Alphabet Blocks Stack Sort Preschool Educational Toy Set for Girls and Boys Age 3-5 Year Old
Komorebi wooden toy is extended from a factory with a history of more than 20 years. We have supplied 12.68 million pieces toys to the world's famous wooden toy brands. At this stage, we are transforming and establishing our own brand komorebi, which is dedicated to designing and manufacturing more higher quality wooden preschool toys with the most creativity, development skills, logic analysis and more fun for kids. Our factory strictly controls the manufacturing process of toys. Whether it is product size, touch or vision, it is more suitable for children's safe and happy growth. All of our products are tested by CPC International Certification Agency. Toys are absolutely environmentally safe. Join us in witness the growth of your child, even your child's child together!
Melissa & Doug Deluxe Double-Sided Tabletop Easel (Arts & Crafts, Sturdy Wooden Construction, 42 Pieces, 17.5" H x 20.75" W x 2.75" L)
Inspire endless creativity with this double-sided tabletop easel, featuring a magnetic dry-erase board on one side and a chalkboard on the other. The included paper-roll holder with a paper guide and tear bar accommodates 12-inch paper rolls and adds even more ways to create masterpieces! The deluxe set comes with a dry-erase marker and felt eraser, 5 colored chalk sticks, a 50-foot-long paper roll, 36 letter and number magnets, and an art supply tray. The sturdy wooden easel folds flat for handy storage. The Melissa & Doug Deluxe Double-Sided Tabletop Easel is a durable dry-erase board/chalkboard for kids ages 3 and up. It’s made from high-quality wood that folds flat for easy storage. The 42-piece set stimulates imaginations and ignites hours of fun, screen-free play. The Deluxe Double-Sided Tabletop Easel is an excellent gift for kids ages 3 years and up. Our Melissa & Doug Easel Companion Accessory Set makes a great addition to this easel. The Melissa & Doug Deluxe Double-Sided Tabletop Easel for kids measures 17.5” H x 20.75” W x 2.75” L and weighs 4.7 pounds. For more than 30 years, Melissa & Doug has created beautifully designed imagination- and creativity-sparking products that NBC News calls “the gold standard in early childhood play.” We design every toy to ...
AMERICAN CRAFTS Erasable White, 2 Pack Chalk Marker,
These erasable chalk markers create clean lines of solid white color and are easy to use. Since they're wet erase chalk markers, you're not stuck with the marks you make. You can fix mistakes, edit your handwriting, or change up your message. These American Crafts white chalk markers can be used on chalkboards, dry erase boards, glass, ceramic, and metal. Two white erasable chalk markers per package.
Gotian Pasta Hand-Cutting Machine Embossed Dumpling Embossing Machine Cookie Mold Cake Mold Baking Utensils Ideal for Making Fat Ravioli with Extra Filling (D)
✿ ✿Product selling point: Easily distribution cut perfect sized pasta pockets, quick make multiple shapes ravioli at once. The roll wheel can be used for cutting cookie/pasta/ noodle, comes with fluted edges to provide precise cutting. Strong beechwood handle with sturdy aluminum frame provides comfortable and secure grip for less hand strain. Ideal for making fat ravioli with extra filling. Seal pasta dough for authentic homemade ravioli with meat, vegetable, or cheese filling Side flower biscuit mold dessert pastry dumpling skin cake mold cake baking utensils Material: Stainless steel ✿ ✿Packaging contents: 1X Cookie mold
YumEarth Gummy Bears, Assorted Flavors, 5 Snack Packs
YumEarth Gummy Bears will give you that quintessential gummy bear bounce. Packed with flavor made from real fruit juice that will make your stomach growl for more, they are available in Pomegranate Pucker, Mango Tango, Perfectly Peach and Strawberry Smash. These bouncy bears are made with organic cane sugar and no nonsense such as high fructose corn syrup or artificial colors and flavors. Keep them for yourself or share with your friends, we know you’ll think there beary beary great!
V5DGFJH.B American Flag Color Letters Classic Guitar Pick Player's Pack for Electric Guitar,Acoustic Guitar,Mandolin,Guitar Bass
Standard Guitar Pick Shape With A Comfortably Wide Body And A Rounded Tip That Prevents Chipping And Provides A Warm, Fat Musical Tone.The Traditional 351 Shapes Provide A Sense Of Comfort And FamiliarityMaterial: ABSSize: 2.6*3cmThickness: 0.46 Mm*4 Pieces 0.73 Mm*4 Pieces 0.96 Mm*4 PiecesScope Of Application: General Purpose Of Pull-outSpecification: 12 Pieces (4 Pieces Per Thickness)This Picks Provide Comfort And High-performance Flexibility For Every Performer,with A Variety Of Sizes,shapes And Thicknesses To Suit The Playing Styles And Preferences Of Every Guitarist.Celluloid Is A Premier Pick Material And The Cornerstone Of The Fender Pick Collection For Decades.First Class Customer Service:Feel Free To Contact Us For Any Problem,We Will Give You A Response Within 24 Hours And We Are There Doing Our Best To Make Every Customer Satisfied.
Fat Halloween Letter: find, shop, buy, compare
Look at our great selection of heavily discounted Halloween costumes, discounted costumes masks, accessories, props and Buy Halloween Costumes at Low Wholesale Prices. Find Costumes deals and save on July 19, 2019.