Awesome Jokes That Every 6 Year Old Should Know!: Bucketloads of rib ticklers, tongue twisters and side splitters
How does a mouse feel after a bath?Squeaky clean!How do you catch a squirrel?Climb a tree and act nuts!What kind of key opens a banana?A monkey!What do you call a train full of chewing gum?A chew-chew train, of course!Here at last: the jokes that every six year old needs to know.A power pack of punchlines that’s sure to get grandfathers groaning, mothers moaning and best friends begging for more.They’re all in here: more than a hundred classics, twisted originals, and brand new thigh slappers. With sixty easy-to-read pages and illustrations throughout for extra guffaws, it's the perfect gift for every joke-loving six year old!Also available in the Awesome Jokes series: Books for children aged 5 to 10.
Silly Jokes for Silly Kids. Children's joke book age 5-12
SILLY JOKES FOR SILLY KIDS is a children's joke book containing HUNDREDS of funny kids' jokes with illustrations. The illustrations provide a visual aid to children who may become quickly tired of simply reading line after line. Kids will be laughing and sharing silly jokes with everyone in no time! Great for early readers! Be warned, some of these jokes are really, really, really silly. So silly, in fact, it is hard not to laugh!
Halloween: Scary Halloween Stories for Kids (Halloween Series Book 7)
Bone-Chilling Halloween Stories for KidsAre you brave enough to read these spooky and scary Halloween stories? If you enjoy the Goosebump series, you will love these hair-raising and frightful tales. These Halloween short stories are quick and easy to read. These are the perfect ghost stories to read around a campfire with friends and family.Makes a spooktacular Halloween gift for kids!Spooky Halloween ghost stories for kidsPerfect for early and beginner readersExcellent for reading aloud with friends and familyBook 7 of 7 in the Halloween SeriesStory List:Night LandscapeThe PhoneThe House PartyUnder the BedThe Thing in My DreamsBehind YouThe Man in the Dark Blue SuitDo Not LookDon't Believe in GhostsA Familiar HouseAlso includes funny and hilarious Halloween jokes!Kids and children can practice their reading skills and enjoy a few great stories all at once. The silly Halloween jokes and riddles add a nice transition for younger readers. These spooky short stories about Halloween will give you chills up and down your spine. You have been warned!Best-Selling Children's Book Author, Arnie LightningArnie Lightning is a best-selling children's book author with a straightforward goal. He wants his work to create a positive impact in the lives of others through children's books. Lea...
The Everything Kids' Science Experiments Book: Boil Ice, Float Water, Measure Gravity-Challenge the World Around You!
Science has never been so easy—or so much fun! With The Everything Kids' Science Experiments Book, all you need to do is gather a few household items and you can recreate dozens of mind-blowing, kid-tested science experiments. High school science teacher Tom Robinson shows you how to expand your scientific horizons from biology, chemistry, physics, technology, and engineering—to outer space. You'll discover answers to questions like: —Is it possible to blow up a balloon without actually blowing into it? —What is inside coins? —Can a magnet ever be "turned off"? —Do toilets always flush in the same direction? —Can a swimming pool be cleaned with just the breath of one person? Whether you’ve always been interested in STEM or you’re looking for a cool science fair project, you’ll want to test these fun and educational experiments for yourself!
Funny Jokes for Kids: 100 Hilarious Jokes
100 Funny Jokes for Kids 4-8 Years Old!Kids love jokes! Keep your children entertained and amused with this funny joke book for kids ages 4-8. There are jokes about animals, school, sports, knock knock jokes, and holiday jokes! Your child will love this hilarious joke book full of clean jokes for kids and children.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!100 funny jokes for kidsExcellent for early and beginning readersLots of fun and entertainment for your childGreat for long trips, waiting rooms, and reading aloudSpecial Note: The illustrations in this book are optimized for a vivid and colorful experience in e-readers, tablets, phones, and computers!Jokes from this funny book...Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?A: A tri-syrup-tops!HAHA!Q: What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea?A: Lots of very worried dogs!LOL!Q: Why was the principal worried?A: There were too many rulers in school!HAHA!Q: What did the coach scream to the snack machine?A: Give me my quarterback!100 Funny Jokes for Kids!The Funniest Jokes for Kids! (Clean Jokes for Children)Kids and children can practice their reading and joke telling skills with this funny joke book. Beginning and early readers can enjoy hou...
Super Narwhal and Jelly Jolt (A Narwhal and Jelly Book #2)
“Hilarious and charming. The most lovable duo since Frog and Toad.” —NYT-bestselling creator of the Dog Man and Captain Underpants series, Dav PilkeyNarwhal and Jelly are back in action for a SUPER adventure! Join Super Narwhal and sidekick Jelly Jolt as they take on three SUPER new stories in this early graphic novel series.Happy-go-lucky Narwhal and no-nonsense Jelly find their inner superheroes in three new under-the-sea adventures. In the first story, Narwhal reveals his superhero alter-ego and enlists Jelly to help him figure out what his superpower is. Next, Narwhal uses his superpower to help a friend find his way back home. In the third story, Jelly is feeling blue and Narwhal comes to the rescue. Ben Clanton showcases the joys of friendship and the power of believing in yourself and others through this irresistible duo.
My Parents Think I'm Sleeping (I Can Read Level 3)
From Children’s Poet Laureate Jack Prelutsky and illustrator Yossi Abolafia, My Parents Think I'm Sleeping is the perfect book to get young readers excited about bedtime. This Level 3 I Can Read book is a funny collection of poems about a boy who should be sleeping, but manages to find more than just storybooks and his model rocket kit to keep him awake.From reading under the covers to watching shadows dance on the wall, these fourteen funny and spooky nighttime poems show that a child's life begins at bedtime!
Peanut Butter and Jelly (A Narwhal and Jelly Book #3)
★ An Amazon Best Children's Book of the Year selection “Hilarious and charming. The most lovable duo since Frog and Toad.” —NYT-bestselling creator of the Dog Man and Captain Underpants series, Dav Pilkey Narwhal's obsession with his new favorite food leads him into hijinks and hilarity in the third book of this all-star early graphic novel series! Narwhal and Jelly are back and Narwhal has a new obsession . . . peanut butter! He's so obsessed he even wants to change his name to . . . that's right . . . Peanut Butter! Ever-sensible Jelly isn't so sure that's the best idea, but is all for Narwhal trying new things (instead of just eating waffles all the time, no matter how delicious waffles are). In this third book, Narwhal and Jelly star in three new stories about trying new things, favorite foods and accepting who we are. Always funny and never didactic, this underwater duo charms again through their powerful combination of positive thinking, imagination and joyfulness.
I'm Trying to Love Spiders
The Official Spider Test.What do you do when you see a spider?a. Lay on a BIG spidey smoocheroo.b. Smile, but back away slowly.c. Grab the closest object, wind up, and let it fly.d. Run away screaming. If you chose b, c, or d, then this book is for you! (If you chose a, you might be crazy.) I’m Trying to Love Spiders will help you see these amazing arachnids in a whole new light, from their awesomely excessive eight eyes, to the seventy-five pounds of bugs a spider can eat in a single year! And you’re sure to feel better knowing you have a better chance of being struck by lightning than being fatally bit by a spider. Comforting, right? No? Either way, there’s heaps more information in here to help you forget your fears . . . or at least laugh a lot!
A Pig, a Fox, and Stinky Socks (Penguin Young Readers, Level 2)
The stars of Jonathan Fenske's 2016 Theodor Seuss Geisel Honor book, A Pig, a Fox, and a Box, are back!Pig and Fox are back—and so are their shenanigans! Told in a silly three-part story, A Pig, a Fox, and Stinky Socks begins with a prank, with Fox "gifting" Pig with a pair of stinky socks. But what happens when his plan goes awry and the shoe (or sock!) is on the other foot? With comical art and simple language, Pig and Fox's antics in this Level 2 reader will continue to crack kids up.
Happy Monsters: Short Stories, Jokes, Games, and More!
Perfect for Parent/Child Bonding and Bedtime Stories!Are you looking for a kid's or children's book that is highly entertaining, great for early and beginning readers, and is jam-packed with bedtime stories, jokes, games, and more? This children's storybook has it all!Happy Monsters is a fun storybook about a few friendly monsters! This is an excellent read for beginning and early readers. Each story is easy to read and exciting with cute and bright illustrations for younger readers.This book is especially great for traveling, waiting rooms, and reading aloud at home. Also available in paperback and audiobook formats!5 bedtime stories for kidsFun games and puzzles includedExcellent for beginning and early readersCute short stories that are great for a quick bedtime storyFunny and hilarious jokes & illustrations for kidsThis story is great for a quick bedtime story and to be read aloud with friends and family.Story List & Activities:Argo Takes FlightGigi Makes a FriendJust for Fun ActivitySunny’s Great IdeaJust for Fun ActivityHalloween Celebrates!There’s a Monster Under My Bed!Just for Fun ActivityFunny Monster JokesGames and PuzzlesScroll up and click 'buy' and spend some quality time with your child!
Laugh-Out-Loud Spooky Jokes for Kids (Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids)
From the #1 bestselling author of Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids comes a brand-new joke collection with hundreds of spooky knee-slappers to make you cackle about monsters, mayhem, and more.Rob Elliott’s irresistible comedic genius returns to make your little ghosts and goblins laugh with nonstop puns, jokes, and other absurdities about everything that goes bump in the night. This refreshing classic is a perfect fit for the entire family to enjoy together!How does a monster like his coffee? With scream and sugar!
Best Joke Book for Kids: Best Funny Jokes and Knock Knock Jokes( 200+ Jokes)
Don't You Just Love the Sound Of Children Laughing!Best Joke Book For Kids Guarantees Good Clean Jokes Have you ever downloaded a so called kids Joke books only to find the Jokes are not as pure and Innocent as you expected. Peter MacDonald has taken the time to make sure you don't have that experience.Invest in this book and you will have a load of Good Clean Fun with your Kids.Jokes Based on ThemesBest Joke Book for Kids is a book of short jokes, that are guaranteed age appropriate. Funny jokes, Knock Knock jokes, the Best Kids Jokes. We Have Cow, Dog and Cat Jokes. Color jokes, Crazy and Corny Jokes. Animal Jokes, but most of all pretty good clean jokes.Stimulating For Childrens BrainsBest Joke Book for Kids is styled for as children grow older they find certain jokes less and less funny. This means you have to come up with age appropriate jokes to keep them entertained. Jokes are more than just for laughs. They also stimulate thought and educate. That does not mean you go stiff on the kids, far from it. You want jokes that are funny, corny and have some substance. Usually the really good jokes will give even you the tickles.Kids jokes, with over 200 funny jokes, this will keep the kids, and adult laughing for some time.What a great idea for Birthdays and Christmas for bo...
Meet Ivy and Bean, Two friends who never meant to like each other
Bean's older sister is going to Girl Power 4-Ever Camp, where she will do Crafts and Music and First Aid and other secret things that Bean will never know about because girls have to be eleven to go to Girl Power 4-Ever Camp. Wait a second! Bean and Ivy can make their own camp, their own better camp: Camp Flaming Arrow, where counselors Ivy and Bean will give a whole new meaning to Crafts, Music, First Aid, and hands-on learning!
Sammy's Spooktacular Halloween
Sammy loves Halloween: the candy, the pumpkins, the scares. So when he gets the chance to be in charge of the family’s next haunted house, he gets right to work—even though it’s only November. Suddenly Sammy’s inventions are scare-ifying his family day and night, even on Christmas and Easter! Sammy knows he’s on his way to making a spooktacular haunted house, but his family isn’t so sure they can take a full year of his tricks…