How To Be Dead (The 'How To Be Dead' Comedy Horror Series Book 1)
Dave Marwood is trapped in a soul crushing dead end job. He’s in love with his work colleague Melanie and his only friend Gary is a conspiracy theory nut.His life is going nowhere until he has a Near Death Experience - though Death thinks of it as a Near Dave Experience. He discovers gifts he never knew he possessed and a world he never dreamed existed. A world where the Grim Reaper is a hard drinking, grumpy Billy Joel fan and the undead are bored, lonely and dangerous.How To Be Dead is the first part in a series of best-selling funny urban fantasy novellas that tells the story of Death and his friends protecting humanity from ghosts, zombies, vampires and medium-sized apocalypses. After a nice cup of tea and a biscuit.What Amazon readers are saying about the How To Be Dead series:★★★★★ “Dave Turner is a funny man and ‘How To Be Dead’ is a brilliant read.”★★★★★ “If Neil Gaiman and Simon Pegg sat down to write a story together they might come up with something like this.”★★★★★ “Hilarious and unexpectedly moving.”★★★★★ “Laugh out loud funny… It’s been a while since an author has made me laugh more than Pratchett does.”★★★★★ "Each part of this trilogy is a compelling story which seems to gather pace."★★...
How to Be a Pirate (Little Golden Book)
Ahoy, landlubber! Come with me.Board me ship upon the sea!Not a pirate? Don't know how? Ye can learn to be one now!Little landlubbers get to earn their sea legs on a pirate ship amidst the goofiest pirates ever. There's lingo to learn (Gangway! Blimey! Yo-ho-ho!), a pirate look to choose (Pick a parrot for your arm. Every pirate's lucky charm!), and most importantly, pirate rules to learn (No more toothpaste! Farewell, bath! Once ye choose the pirate path!).This rollicking read-aloud will be a hit among boys, girls, and parents alike!
Temporary Boho Metallic Henna Tattoos - Over 75 Mandala Mehndi Designs in Gold and Silver (6 Sheets) Terra Tattoos Jasmine Collection
TERRA TATTOOS: GORGEOUS METALLIC TATS THAT LASTOur beautiful metallic tattoos are perfect for any occasion: Birthday parties, girls' night out, bachelorette parties, home decor, weddings, bridal showers, summer music festivals, raves, tropical beaches, yoga, spiritual meditation, anywhere really! This jewelry inspired tattoo set is glamorous and fun - with realistic designs to customize your own unique style! Get the beauty and sparkle of a golden goddess with long wearing tat designs that won't peel or fade after little use. Apply our assorted shimmer art anywhere on your body: Ankle, wrist, back, chest, arm, nails, legs, foot, shoulder, neck, forearm, hands, as a bracelet, armband, necklace, and more. Don't want permanent traditional ink? Get high shine and piece of mind knowing that these tattoo transfers stick on and wash off easily. And rest assured, your tats come in a strong card stock package with a protective film on each sheet to prevent creases or damage. Don't wait and start showing off your new tattoos, or gift it to loved ones! Scroll up and BUY NOW! CONTENTS 6 X Sheets of the latest fake fashion tattoos. HOW TO APPLY 1) Clean and dry skin completely. 2) Cut out design of your choice and remove transparent film. 3) Place metallic tattoo face down on skin. 4) Pre...
Nightmare Before Christmas, Jack Skellington and Sally, UNFRAMED, Meant To Be, Papercut, Love Art, Anniversary Gift, Wedding Gift, Tim Burton
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Lion Mane Costume for Dog - Lion Dog Costume Lion Wig Funny Adjustable Easy to Fit Medium to Large Sized Dog for Halloween Christmas Party with Ears,Large Dog Costume for Pet as Lion King
Did your children ever watch "THE Lion King"? Did they want to hug and play with the Lion King? dream comes true! With this lion mane costume, you dog will become your Lion King. So funny!! Just be a friend with the Lion king! taking your dog out to a cosplay party? How about Halloween get-together? Want your DOG to impress onlookers & judges at a dog show? just make your pet to roar as a lion! Becoming party focus without any doubt. It will draw everyone's attention and appear like the king in the Halloween's day, Christmas Eve, pet costume parties, etc. realistic with soft full bushy plush the plush of the Lion mane wig is pretty soft, Long and bushy. With 2 lovely ears, The Lion mane costume looks more realistic. easy adjustable for most medium to large sized dogs this lion dog costume fits most medium to large sized dogs with the neck circumference of approximately 19-28 inches. Featuring with an adaptable elastic drawstring and button fixed, you can Easy to put on and adjust the size to fit your dog perfectly. comfortable and tightly fit your dog just let your dog play and run as usual. The Lion mane costume will stay in securely without slipping off Because of the elastic drawstring design. Moreover, as a pet-friendly product, The Lion mane costume will not be too tight for...
MELPO 15W LED Flood Light Outdoor, Color Changing RGB Floodlight with Remote, 120 RGB Colors, Warm White to Daylight Tunable, IP66 Waterproof, US 3-Plug (2 Pack)
15W Waterproof Outdoor super Bright LED Flood Light (RGB + CCT) with IR remote control (included).2-year-warranty, 90-day-refund guarantee. The color temperature can be adjusted from 2800K to 6500K according to your need . 120 RGB colors choice+1200LM+ 100W Equivalent: Extremely high brightness equivalent to 100W，abundant color selection, unlike old product (16 colors only), greatly reduces the plight of not finding your favorite colors. 4 Flashing Modes : it will meet your needs of various color and atmosphere lighting. 6 Storage Buttons (the buttons with heart icon) 5 are used to store the color of "color wheel" . 1 is used to store the color temperature of illumination mode. It's easy to start by pressing one button when needing. It's convenient. More applicable: led flood light ( rgb + cct ) = cool white led flood light + warm white led flood light + rgb led flood light Safer and Durable 1, With ground wire connected and wide voltage made it works properly even the AC fluctuate between 90-240V 2, With the qualified aluminum housing, it has a better heat dissipation performance which makes the light much more secure and durable 3, Adopt safe and high light transmittance tempered Glass, safety and waterproof. 4, Die-cast aluminum, scratch and fade resistant. Speci...
Thick Classic Notebook with Pen Loop - Lemome A5 Wide Ruled Hardcover Writing Notebook with Pocket + Page Dividers Gifts, Banded, Large, 180 Pages, 8.4 x 5.7 in
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Dog Mom: How to be the Best Mama to Your Fur Baby
Why have a mere pet when you can spoil your fur baby with everything a dog could ever want! Your pup is far more than a pet and you’re proud to admit it. What could be better than a best friend who will literally lick away your tears, make you laugh with crazy antics all day and snuggle with you all night? A top-notch dog mother knows that it’s all about: • Discovering far-off lands together• Brunching with other moms and pups• Spoiling with homemade treats and new toys• Making your dog Insta-famous• And so much more!
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