In the Glow of the Lavalamp: Stories of Bad Sex and Other Misfortunes
As Lord Byron, who no doubt survived many an awkward situation himself, said, “Always laugh whenever you can. It is cheap medicine." In the Glow of the Lavalamp delivers ten stories of sex gone hilariously wrong, set in the bathtubs, back seats, battlegrounds, and bedrooms of America. These tales confirm that bizarre is indeed the nature of the universe and humor may be the best path through it. A grad student rappels down the side of a building on a bed sheet in an attempt to escape shame. An unlikely couple destroys a family heirloom when desire careens out of control. A bumbling lothario nearly beheads his lover when his seduction plans go awry. A middle-aged woman finds herself entwined in a passionate embrace at a Civil War battlefield. Earnest people, hell-bent on believing that reality lies at the surface of things, scramble toward acceptance of their humanity as they stumble over the unspoken and unacknowledged. You'll laugh, grimace, maybe even shriek with recognition. Odd as it may seem, tales of bad sex and other misfortunes can restore your faith in humankind, in your ability to weather the chaos of life, and in the healing power of laughter. Light and redemption glitter among the catastrophes within these pages.
Lava the Original Lamp 25-Watt Replacement Bulb 2-Pack
The Lava the Original Lamp 25-Watt Replacement Bulb 2-Pack is made specifically for the 14.5-Inch/20-Ounce Classic Lava the Original lamps for the perfect fit every time. Even better, it comes in packs of two! For over fifty years, the iconic Lava the Original brand has been the pioneer in novelty and conventional lighting products, and today it stands as one of the most recognized, trusted, and beloved brands of all time. At Lava the Original, our commitments to pursuing the latest fashion trends, cutting-edge technology, and unsurpassed quality ensure that we continue to intrigue our older fans while enticing the younger generation with our exciting new product lines. So whether you are six or sixty, we have a Lava the Original lamp product just right for setting the mood of your life.
Omega Pacific Carabiner, Lava, Purple, Wire, Hot Forged Aircraft Aluminum Alloy for Climbing, Single
We're a US manufacturer of climbing and rescue hardware, based in Spokane County, Washington State. We've been building carabiners and other gear for over thirty years and are responsible for some of the most significant advances in carabiner technology-particularly through our breakthrough, ISO Cold-Forging process-the industry has seen. We offer a broad line of products for recreational climbers and a professional grade line of steel and aluminum carabiners for firefighters, rope access and working at height. Quality is a culture here. Our factory is ISO 9001 Certified and our goods offer third-party certifications from CE, NFPA, CSA & ANSI (depending on style) and each and every one of our carabiners is proof-loaded to half its rated strength prior to leaving our factory.".
Fairytale Creations Groovy Girl Stencil, 8-1/2" L x 11" H
Fairytale Creations' line of stencils are perfect for scrapbooking, paper crafts and art projects. Can be used with nearly any medium including paint, markers, pencils, chalk, and more. Stencil designs can also be used to emboss and deboss paper with embossing tools. Every stencil is designed and professionally laser-manufactured in the USA.
Philips 416701 Appliance Hi-Intensity 25-Watt S11 Intermediate Base Light Bulb
Philips 25-Watt S11 Appliance Hi-Intensity light bulb is ideal for use in small appliances and other household fixtures. Light for all of your specialized fixtures. Philips Specialty Incandescent and halogen bulbs provide the perfect light for accent and display lighting as well as general lighting in a variety of applications.
SEACHOICE Prod 18801 1" Brass Drain Plug
This twist-turn plug with its rugged construction for durability is fully adjustable and will not leak or jar loose. Mounts from inside transom. Fits 1" drain tube. All brass with neoprene seal. This product cannot be used for potable water. The Product is manufactured in Taiwan.
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